If you've been sent to
the Cavern of the Condemned, here are things you should know:
1) If you are not rescued within two weeks, you will remain Trapped.
If after two weeks you are going insane with
solitude and bad food, you may petition a
release for yourself and I just might consider
it.
2) You are allowed to ask for help from anyone who will listen. Anyone can plead for your release, but you cannot ask for your own
release before two weeks time........I won't even consider listening to you.
*smirk*
3) This is not such a bad place *snicker* ........ you will be given some lovely gifts during your stay ..... first of all is the wrist jewelry ...... these nice sturdy cast-iron bracelets double most conveniently as shackles. Of course you will be supplied with a lovely fruit basket..........don't mind the fruit flies buzzing around, there is just probably a rotten apple in the bunch, and a rotten banana, pear,
avocado, and orange. Well, the whole thing is rotten, but when you're really hungry, anything tastes good.
Muhahahaha!! Ah, but don't fret, there are
plenty of cockroaches and spiders crawling
around for a good source of protein. It's a serve
yourself bug buffet. There is also the
opportunity for plenty of exercise, also known
as ducking from bats as they swoop down on you.
There's so much *cough* fun to be had. *evil
laughter*
4) If you need a letter to email to friends and acquaintances asking them to rescue you, here is a sample you may copy and edit to your liking:
Dear (fill in blank),
I have been banished into
the Cavern of the Condemned at Mystickal Realms!! I need to be rescued within two weeks, or I will remain Trapped, and my future after that may include shock therapy, and other
unpleasantries. I may even be a guest for dinner (but Vampires live here, so I may be the main course). This is a scary place, and I need you to please fill out a release
form and rescue me!! Here is the link: http://www.twopagans.com/capture/rescue.htm.
Thanks in advance (fill in any further personal comments)
(Your Name)
5) I know the urge for revenge is strong, BUT YOU CANNOT BANISH SOMEONE IF YOU ARE IN HERE!! You can if you have been rescued. Don't try to be sneaky. I'll be watching you all very closely!!
6) Also, just a note you may want to make.........anyone who tries to "banish" me, or push me into a cell and lock the door will be joining me. *snicker* This you can be assured of. It is not wise to try banish Dr.
Necessitor. Ogre will let me out immediately, and YOU shall take my place.
You also CANNOT banish Vampire Prince. Your
efforts will end in the same result. *evil grin*
If you have any further questions, please send an email to
Dr. Necessitor |